Your money
$250,000,000,000One Dogecoin
Much value. Very wow.
$1
Not-a-Flamethrower
Legally a roof torch. Wink.
$500
Verified Checkmark (1 yr)
$8 a month, forever, probably.
$96
Occupy Mars Cap
The single most reasonable purchase here.
$40
Lightning-Bolt Tequila
Bottle shaped like a bad decision.
$250
Electric Toothbrush
Even billionaires have molars.
$12
Brain Implant
Read this blurb with your mind.
$10,500
Full Self-Driving
Coming next year. Every year.
$12,000
Home Powerwall
Blackout? Never heard of her.
$10,000
Solar Roof
The sun sends no invoice.
$45,000
Cybertruck
Bulletproof-ish. Windows sold separately.
$80,000
Roadster (with SpaceX pack)
Cold-gas thrusters, obviously.
$200,000
Electric Semi Truck
80,000 lbs, zero gas stations.
$250,000
Supercharger Station
Your own private plug empire.
$300,000
Mars Colony Ticket (deposit)
Non-refundable. One-way-ish.
$500,000
One Mile of Tunnel
Skip traffic by going under it.
$10,000,000
A Private Island
For thinking about rockets, alone.
$25,000,000
A Private Jet
Its flight path is very public.
$70,000,000
Raptor Engine
Full-flow staged combustion. Loud.
$1,000,000
Used Booster Landing Leg
Slightly scorched. Still lands.
$2,000,000
Flight Spacesuit
Designed to look cool in orbit.
$12,000,000
Crew Capsule Seat
Touchscreen controls, no steering wheel.
$55,000,000
Trip Around the Moon (seat)
You'll be back for dinner. Ish.
$55,000,000
A Falcon 9 Launch
First stage returns itself. Neat.
$67,000,000
One Starlink Satellite
Add a few thousand for full coverage.
$500,000
Starship Prototype
May rapidly disassemble. On brand.
$90,000,000
Launch Tower ('chopsticks')
Catches rockets with giant arms.
$900,000,000
A Gigafactory
Where the batteries are born.
$5,000,000,000
Starlink Constellation (share)
Internet, beamed from the sky.
$10,000,000,000
A Lithium Mine
Vertically integrate your batteries.
$3,000,000,000
A Chip Fab
For all those car computers.
$20,000,000,000
A Social Network
Only 1 available. Renaming included.
$44,000,000,000
A Football Club
Only 1 available. Tweeting encouraged.
$5,000,000,000
A Space Station
Only 1 available. BYO oxygen.
$100,000,000,000
A City on Mars
Only 1 available. The whole point.
$230,000,000,000
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